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双下巴的搞笑段子
1. 问：为什么她有双下巴？答：因为一个下巴根本咬不下来。
2. 双下巴其实是个“备胎”，万一哪天原来的下巴不小心掉了，还能有备用的。
3. 我本来没有双下巴，但是看到房价之后就有了。
4. 有人说我有双下巴，他们错了，那不是双下巴，那是我存放零食的地方。
5. 我的双下巴就像是我的私人金库，里面藏着我所有的秘密和未使用的脑细胞。
6. 我的双下巴是上帝给的礼物，它让我的点头变得更有分量。
英文幽默笑话初中生
The Humor of a Junior High Student
There was a junior high student who was known for his love of riddles. One day, he was on his way to school when he encountered an old man sitting on a bench, looking very sad.
The student approached the old man and asked, "Why are you so sad, sir?"
The old man sighed and replied, "I lost my train ticket."
The student, being a clever kid, said, "Oh, that"s too bad! But don"t worry! You still have your train inside!"
The old man looked at the student and said, "Yes, but now I have no way to pay for my ticket."
The student smiled and said, "Don"t worry about that! I"ll pay for your ticket!"
The old man was puzzled and asked, "How can I ever repay you?"
The student replied, "No need! Just name your price, and I"ll pay it!"
The old man thought for a moment and then said, "Alright, but only if you can solve this riddle: What has keys but can"t open locks?"
The student thought hard and then exclaimed, "A piano!"
The old man laughed heartily and said, "Correct! You"re a true riddle solver. Here"s your ticket, and now I"m feeling much better!"
From that day on, the student was known as the riddle-solving champion of his school. And every time he encountered a difficult problem, he would always remember that riddle and smile, knowing that sometimes, all it takes is a little bit of logic and a lot of humor to solve even the biggest problems!
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